Q: Do you have a nickname?
A: Landers, Paddy, Fez, Cunt

Q: How long have you kept a weblog?
A: Since around 1990 in one form or another.

Q: You live where?
A: Galway, Ireland.

Q: Tell us about your partner?
A: Brad and I have been together since 2002. He’s tall, gorgeous and mine. I think that’s all you need to know.

Q: For a day out would you prefer, a theme park, a football game or spend the day in a bar?
A: All of the above.

Q: Who would you sound like if I called you on the phone?
A: Frank Skinner and Julian Clary.

Q: Religion – do you do it? If so what?
A: I used to but I don’t any more.

Q: Politics – right, left or centre?
A: It changes depending on who has the most to offer.

Q: Tell me some politicians you respect?
A: Margaret Thatcher, Adam Price, Pitt the Younger

Q: Do you like it hot or cold?
A: Both

Q: Do you dye your hair?
A: I used to.

Q: What book are you reading at the moment?
A: I can’t remember. It’s THAT interesting.

Q: What was the last song on your Walkman
A: Well it’s iTunes not the iPhone not a Walkman and it was Erasure – Oh L’Amour

Q: Describe your music collection?
A: Eclectic!

Q: Sport – Yes or no?
A: Yes. Love F1 and Ice Hockey and the odd game of Football.

Q: Do you have a website/homepage?
A: Yes – here and robpartridge.ie

Q: Do you have a celebrity crush?
A: Oh yes! Many in fact but I don’t know if you’d call them crushes given my age.

Q: Do you have a celebrity hate?
A: I often say “Ooooh I hate him/her” but I really mean I don’t like them. I only actually physically hate two people.

Q: Beer or wine?
A: Both

Q: Home or abroad?
A: And again – both!

Q: Toothbrush – are you electric or manual?
A: It’s best we don’t talk about this isn’t it but it’s electric.

Q: Steak & onion, pork or chicken and ham? (pie)
A: Yes please.

Q: Type of the property you live in?
A: Bungalow on the outskirts of Loughrea

Q: What were your best subjects at school?
A: Drama, English, Biology and smoking.

Q: Spender or saver?
A: Big spender.

Q: What newspaper do you buy?
A: Usually the Times so I can feel clever. Then I don’t read it.

Q: One of life’s regrets is?
A: If you can learn from something you shouldn’t regret it.

Q: What period of time would you most like to live in?
A: 1920’s, 30’s and 40’s.

Q: Boxer’s, briefs or slutty thong?
A: Boxers, if anything at all.

Q: Cat, dog or goldfish?
A: Dogs rules, cats drool!

Q: Rare, medium or well done?
A: Raw.

Q: Do you drive?
A: Yes.

Q: Have you ever been in trouble with the law?
A: Yes.

Q: Is there an afterlife?
A: Not the kind I think you think I believe in.

Q: Tell me something that scares you?
A: No because you’ll use it against me.

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